gunsandfireandshit:

queefcity:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember, if you haven’t felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

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the-bi-bilingual:

cindrfella:

Weird flex but okay

This is the only time that meme is entirely literal

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t4tails:

is this character toxic or are they a realistically written teenager who was annoying once

problemsleuth:

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

lmaowhateven:

i lied the compliments are very nice too and im in love with you

logarto:

“prev tags” destroying the ecosystem. if you think someone’s tags are funny you’re suppoyed to screenshot or copypaste them onto a reblog of the post. cmon people this it basic tumblrology

catasters:

pseudomantis:

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

yellenabelovas:

Darling, listen to me.I made my choice. Duty to my country over love.It’s what I’ve always done, it seems. It was drummed into me my whole life. Now I’ve lost the only man I ever really loved. Mia, I want you to make your choices as a woman. Don’t make the same mistakes I did.Make your own mistakes. There’ll be plenty of them, believe me. Now, you can go back into that church and get married, or you can walk away. Whatever choice you make, Iet it come from your heart.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

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STEVE BUSCEMI FOR KITH SPRING 2022

godstiel:

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

exitwound:

i have disorders they haven’t even discovered yet. for example sometimes life is hard

tylerposey:

ROBERT PATTINSON
GQ — Jack Bridgland (2022)

ponett:

tumblr really has gone from being an open pvp zone to being my chill little retreat from other social media sites. nobody is trying to hock NFTs. i’m not forced to hear about joe rogan. i mean i know statistically people like this and things that are even worse also exist on tumblr but it’s out of sight out of mind. they aren’t being forced into my view by an algorithm. it’s all just among us babies

hoziergender:

girls will sit here blogging when they need to leave in 3 minutes