god i really wish i had the problems ppl in hallmark movies have,
this girl won a trip to “jamaica” for the holidays and she’s freaking out bc it turned out to be a reindeer farm in jamaica vermont and she has a fully paid for suite at a bed and breakfast and a sweet old man in a sweater picked her up and she’s like “this ISN’tt the TROPICS!!!!!!”
like…… … . .god i wish that were me .jpg
her ENTIRE character conflict is that she’s never been one to celebrate holidays bc she’s a cold business woman…… . . but a handsome man who is staying at the same b&b is going to teach her the meaning of christmas like
give me the lesbian version of this. make this my biggest problem.
the innkeeper keeps extra flannel pajamas for the guests. they’re “ugly” though and there’s no wifi so that’s more of her character conflict bc now she can’t keep up with business work!!!
oh no….I think the handsome man is here to….foreclose on the reindeer farm/…..
the innkeeper’s wife is one of the aunts from sabrina the teenage witch
she was poor growing up so that’s why she’s a Cold Business woman now bc getting financially stable makes you sad I guess and also her dad died in a snow storm on christmas eve so that’s why she doesn’t like christmas
they;’re in a tourist town full of like. boutiques and carriage rides but there is literally no one else in town. no one else in the shops with them. no one in the streets. and every shop keeper they talk to says “the reindeer farm?? I haven’t heard of that place in years!”
I think they’re trying to get across that the changing times is making the reindeer farm fail but it feels like maybe the protagonist is in purgatory and the handsome love interest is actually a spirit assigned to ease her into the concept of death.
she just found out about the foreclosure and she told Handsome Man and he said “oooh noooo” like he didn’t know!!! He’s letting this all unfold……..and she’s getting inspired to give Relationship Advice to the other couple staying and to fight for the spirit of Christmas… … . ..
They’re all spirits helping her find her way out of Purgatory. I’m screaming!!!
when the protagonist was young her dead father left her a small carved reindeer ornament as a gift and she lost it years ago. and now they’re all decorating the tree with “gifts” left for them by previous guests at the inn and I SWEAR one of them is going to be the reindeer carving…
Y'all really saying I’m gay for making out with a dude half naked in his bed?? Like lol, am I supposed to kiss a girl? Everyone knows kissing girls is gay cause you kissing every dude she ever kissed. But if you kiss a dude you’re kissing every girl he ever kissed.
